so this plan…

So, me and my friend are thinking of a plan. Friday, in painting class there was a freshman (of course) who’s a biiiig pothead. She was talking about all this shit like doing acid and weed and stuff and the next thing you know….she pulls a small bag of crack with almost half of it full. Really dude? really? so me and my friend were thinking of turning her into the office. I mean come on. are you really going to pull a bag of crack out of your pocket and not expect someone to notice? you ma’am are a fucking dumbass. Especially if you have a court date you shouldn’t be doing that. So question is….do we turn her in? cause what if she doesnt have it on monday. hmmmmm i guess we’ll see and find out….

Can YOU solve this riddle? ;)

“A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says “thank you” and leaves. Why did the man thank the bartender?”

Let me now if you know the answer to this riddle…HAVE FUN!!! :D